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bigyiff94:

Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again

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jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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childliketendencies:

childliketendencies:

Oh this just gets crazier. First the Albion truck, now the fact that in the 1979 BBC film of the same book an actor called Emrys James (who is most known for appearing in the film Dragonslayer in ‘81)played Vera’s father.

#The state of the Merlin fandom April 2014#According to my calculations we’ll have reached tunalock levels by June or so#By the end of September we’ll have people claiming to have seen Merlin’s face in a piece of toast#By November or so the first sightings of a real immortal Merlin will be posted on the internet#I don’t even want to speculate further than that it’s too frightening

childliketendencies:

childliketendencies:

Oh this just gets crazier. First the Albion truck, now the fact that in the 1979 BBC film of the same book an actor called Emrys James (who is most known for appearing in the film Dragonslayer in ‘81)played Vera’s father.

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